Amam went to have his future read out an oracle




A man went to have his future read out by an oracle.
The oracle drew two circles on the
ground. One for doom and another for success.
He put a worm in the middle and told the man,
“Whichever circle it chooses, that’s your destiny”.
To his dismay, the worm started crawling towards the circle of doom.
Just before it entered, he
quickly grabbed it and put it in the circle of
The oracle was very mad at him and
inquired why he had done so.
“I cannot watch my future getting destroyed and do nothing about it”,
he replied.
At times it’s better to position yourself and pray to God to direct your steps.


Just for funny



There’s always a way.

*A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen . Just when the man was going to raise the alarm, the thief said: “Do you remember what I said in the Bible? I said “I will come like a thief in the night”. “I have come again. Blessed are you among men that you have stayed awake as I told you.”

Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and replied, “Sir, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again!” I will nail you tonight!!! The thief fainted.* *

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