*_Oya laff small_* So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.

*_Oya laff small_* So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur
Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.
You will nor kill me o
M trying to hold ma faint A friend of mine asked me if I’m willing to go to
London… See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date 3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small
size compared to your own
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the
road because They don’t want to die again If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn!
just dnt let me talk!!!!!
People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my
friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he
has deleted it. Lemme faint on a mat
I was struggling with my biology practical when one
queen asked, “please is earthworm a wild animal???”
Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has
fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric
ah just dey wait for my turn buh I don’t want to faint
on floor buh d security man fainted on ma own table
I’m not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the
machine and charge my phone. lol500fv500fv
That Awkward moment……… When u are laffin so hard
with ur crush…. Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur
nose… FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL . Android fones can be so do I explain
it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app
needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for?
Has Adam eaten another apple?
Oya rate me
Shey i try


I got angry and sold my samsung

I got angry and sold my samsung phone because it was eating much of my airtime and data. I bought a china phone and I am now in Big trouble.

1. The phone has TV, touch screen, nail cutter, lighter etc.

2. Text messages can only be written with a tooth pick.

3. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

4. When an aeroplane passes by, it records “one missed call”

5. When a Big truck blows horns it says “charger connected”

6. When it falls on the ground, it says “one msg sent”

7. When a Chinese man pass by me, it says “bluetooth connected”

8. When a cute girl pass by me, it says “Wifi on”

9. When an Ugly girl pass by me, it says “Virus detected”.

And even now You are laughing it is telling me Battery Full.

Pls i am selling it will You Buy?


Just for funny



There’s always a way.

*A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen . Just when the man was going to raise the alarm, the thief said: “Do you remember what I said in the Bible? I said “I will come like a thief in the night”. “I have come again. Blessed are you among men that you have stayed awake as I told you.”

Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and replied, “Sir, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again!” I will nail you tonight!!! The thief fainted.* *

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