TWENTY THINGS A MUMMY SHOULD TELL HER
1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win
honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work
with others, manage your time and stay out of
trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.
2. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship,
so don’t take something away from her that you
can’t give back.
3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody’s
got to clean that up, you know.
4. Save money when you’re young because you’re
going to need it someday.
5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher,
oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and
broom. Now please go use them.
6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.
7. Don’t ever be a bully and don’t ever start a
fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend
8. Your knowledge and education is something
that nobody can take away from you.
9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to
live alone and it’s even longer to live with
somebody who hates your guts.
10. Take pride in your appearance.
11. Be strong and tender at the same time.
12. A woman can do everything that you can do.
This includes her having a successful career and
you changing diapers at 3 A.M.
Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.
13. “Yes ma’am” and “yes sir” still go a long way.
14. The reason that they’re called “private parts”
is because they’re “private”. Please do not
scratch them in public.
15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good
leader and others will follow.
16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a
17. It is better to be kind than to be right.
18. A sense of humor goes a long way in the
19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My
daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me.
spending time with you and my grandchildren.
20. Remember to call your mother because I
might be missing you.
No matter how bad it hurts or how bad you feel,
it’s time to stop thinking about that person who
played with your feelings, who took your love for
granted, who never appreciated your care, who
wasn’t contented with what you could give him or
You can’t stay at that hurtful place anymore. You
can’t keep shedding tears over someone who
doesn’t deserve the love you gave.
You can’t keep feeling sorry for yourself and
thinking if only you did more. You can’t make
them want the relationship because if they
wanted they wouldn’t have let go of you.
You deserve better now. You deserve someone
who appreciates you and who won’t play with
your delicate heart.. Just like a cut on your hand
will take time to heal, your
broken heart needs time to heal as well. That’s
not the end of your life.
You will get over that pain you’re having right
now and one day you’ll be happy again.”
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New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it
not mean that California is slow, or that New
is fast. Both are working based on their own
Some one is still single. Someone *got married*
and ‘waited’ 10 years before having a child. There
is another who had a baby within a year of
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5
years before *securing a good job*; and there is
another who graduated at 27 and secured
employment immediately !
Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while
another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90
Everyone works based on their ‘Time Zone’,
People can have things worked out only according
to their pace.
Work in your *time zone*
Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might
“seem” to go ahead of you.
May be some might “seem” behind you.
Everyone is in this world running their own race
their own lane in their own time. God has a
different plan for everybody.Time is the difference.
*Obama retires at 55, Trump resumes at 70*
Don’t envy them or mock them, it’s their ‘Time
You are in yours!
Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All
things shall work together for your good.
You’re not late … You are not early … you’re very
much On time!
You Are In Your Time Zone
DID YOU KNOW ??
1. When someone loves you, they tend to hug you
for at least 5 seconds or longer.
2. When using shampoo, “Repeat” is not
necessary – it’s a trick companies use to get
consumers to use the product faster and buy
3. The first person you think of in the morning, is
either the cause of your happiness, or the cause
of your pain .
4. You have always wanted to meet yourself and
see yourself from someone else’s point of view.
5. Beer contains all 13 essential nutrients of life.
6. Having positive thoughts increases your
brain’s ability to make better decisions.
7. Music is able to repair brain damage as well
as return lost memories.
A man went to have his future read out by an oracle.
The oracle drew two circles on the
ground. One for doom and another for success.
He put a worm in the middle and told the man,
“Whichever circle it chooses, that’s your destiny”.
To his dismay, the worm started crawling towards the circle of doom.
Just before it entered, he
quickly grabbed it and put it in the circle of
The oracle was very mad at him and
inquired why he had done so.
“I cannot watch my future getting destroyed and do nothing about it”,
At times it’s better to position yourself and pray to God to direct your steps.
5 Effective Ways To Fall Asleep.
Sometimes, falling and staying asleep just seems like an impossible mission. According to experts, it is recommended that adults should sleep for seven to eight hours every night in other to stay healthy. So, if after trying so hard you still find it difficult to have a healthy sleep, you should try these few tips which are very effective in falling asleep.
1. Work out regularly
It is important to know that people who exercise regularly tend to sleep better. Regular exercise is one of the most effective ways of reducing stress hormone levels, thus enabling you to sleep more deeply.
2. Have a sleep schedule.
Having a sleep time schedule is very important. It helps the body get use to a sleeping time and promotes the natural drive to sleep.
3. Don’t try to sleep when you are hungry.
To have a good night sleep, it is important we eat before going to sleep, but what is also very important is what we eat. To help us sleep as well as possible, we need a good balance of the hormones serotonin and melatonin in our system and eating foods such as chicken, cheese, tuna, eggs, nuts, seeds and milk will help to boost these hormone levels. But, large carbohydrate-rich meals before bedtime is totally not advisable.
4. Reduce caffeine Intake.
Constant intake of coffee for someone who is looking to have a good night sleep is like chasing an unrealistic goal. Caffeine has a direct impact on reducing sleep quality. Instead of taking coffee, opt for drinking more water, herbal teas and diluted fruit juices.
5. Stop forcing yourself to sleep.
You don’t have to try so hard to fall asleep to have a healthy sleep. All you need to do is concentrate on things that make you happy, because a happy and content brain is a sleepy brain.
with these few tips at your finger tips, you shouldn’t be finding it difficult to have a sound sleep. Don’t just read, but make sure you put it into practice.