Homemade streetwise KFC + coleslaw

Homemade streetwise KFC + coleslaw

KFC ingredients
Unfrozen washed pieces
4 eggs
2 tablespoon fresh milk
1½ cup flour
4 tablespoon chicken spice
2-3 cups Cooking oil for frying

Preheat your oil in a pan or pot. Mix flour and spice, separately in a bowl beat eggs and add milk. Put your pieces in the eggs , then in the flour and back again in the eggs then fry . when golden brown turn your pieces on the other side to fry as well

Coleslaw ingredient
½ Grated cabbage
1 Grated carrot
1 cup Mayonnaise
1 teaspoon chicken spice


Mix all the ingredients add spice and serve

Life Fact

There are 3 things in life dat can destroy a person:

There are 3 things in life dat can destroy a
* Anger
* Hatred
* Pride
There are 3 things in life that U should never
* Faith
* Love
* Hope
There are 3 things in life that are most valuable:
* Humility…
* Sincerity
* Friendship
There are 3 things in life dat makes a person:
* Respect
* Commitment
* Value
I ask God for these 3 things in your life:
* To bless U
* To guide U
* To always protect U..


ENTERTAINMENTSinger, Shakira And Her Football Star Baby Daddy, Gerard Pique To Call It Quits After 7 Years And 2 Kids

There’s nothing sadder than a Hollywood breakup, especially when there’s kids involved.
The latest duo to call it quits is Shakira and Gerard Pique, who have reportedly ended things after six years together.
Pop singer Shakira and her partner of seven years, Gerard Pique have ended their relationship.
The couple who have not been seen together since June, during the star-studded wedding of Lionel Messi in June have two sons together and have had to dispel rumours of rift since 2016.
After first telling newsmen that she wouldn’t attend the wedding because of her own touring schedule, Shakira later made the trip to Argentina with Pique.
Shakira had been insistent in the past that marriage was not on the table for them, despite the fact that the two appeared very much in love. ‘
‘For now there is no plan for a wedding nor am I pregnant. We’re very happy the way we are, and for now there are no plans for marriage, ‘ she said in a 2016 interview.
The announcement wraps up a rough week for Gerard Pique who declared his support for the breakout region of Catalonia where he comes from. The region held a referendum to be an independent state, a move resisted by the Spanish government. Pique was booed by football fans as the national team trained and said he was considering retiring from the team.
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Rapper Nelly Arrested For Allegedly Raping A Woman In Washington

American rapper, Nelly has been charged with second degree rape.
According to TMZ, the American rapper, born Cornell Iral Haynes Jr, was arrested on Saturday after a woman accused him of raping her yesterday early morning in Washington State.
Nelly was scheduled to perform last night in Ridgefield, Washington but now he’s in the custody of the police.


Another news source, KCPQ, added that the alleged victim told the police she joined Nelly’s tour bus after his performance Friday night at White River Amphitheatre in Auburn, Washington, that the alleged rape incident happened at around 3:45 am yesterday.
The police said they found probable cause to arrest the artiste and he is currently being held at the South Correctional Entity jail in Des Moines on charges of second degree rape.
The rapper’s team has yet to speak up as at press time.
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In a school, there was a chaos every where,
and the students didn’t obey school rules
and regulations. Then one day, a new
teacher entered the school, he was baffled
at the state of lawlessness in the school, so,
he decided on a plan and called all the
students together. “Now” the teacher began,
“i want you all to set rules and the
punishment anyone who breaks the rules
will receive.” The students were happy; they
set the rules and punishment for breaking it.
Surprisingly, all the students obeyed the
rules until one day when a boy’s lunch
disappeared. Investigations were carried
out and they found out that it was one
skinny boy called David in the class that ate
the food, As set by the students, the
punishment for theft was twelve strokes of
the Cain, ON THE BARE BACK!!!
The teacher ordered the boy to remove his
jacket, when he did, everyone saw how
skinny he was, the boy broke down in tears
and cried, “please, forgive me, I’m from a
poor home, i haven’t eaten for three day
now, i don’t have parent, my guardian are
poor! I’m sorry, I’m sorry please forgive me”
Everyone was sympathetic, but the rule had
been broken, so the punishment needed to
be meted out, so the teacher asked, “who
will act as a substitute for him or should i go
ahead and flog him. suddenly the boy
whose food was eaten came and said he
would act as a substitute and he was
Everyone was in tears, and the skinny boy
came and thanked the big boy, “you helped
me even though I stole from you, thanks”
Do you know that Jesus Christ is our
substitute every time we sin? He came and
took all our punishment, Bible said that the
chastisement of our peace was upon Him.
Have you thanked Him? Just as the skinny
boy thanked the big boy? If not then what
are you waiting for?
Thank you Jesus for forgiving my sins. I
promise never Repeat sin Again. Hope you
hear my prayer. If you read this line, kindly
press LIKE and write, “AMEN


*_Oya laff small_* So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.

*_Oya laff small_* So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur
Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.
You will nor kill me o
M trying to hold ma faint A friend of mine asked me if I’m willing to go to
London… See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date 3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small
size compared to your own
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the
road because They don’t want to die again If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn!
just dnt let me talk!!!!!
People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my
friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he
has deleted it. Lemme faint on a mat
I was struggling with my biology practical when one
queen asked, “please is earthworm a wild animal???”
Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has
fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric
ah just dey wait for my turn buh I don’t want to faint
on floor buh d security man fainted on ma own table
I’m not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the
machine and charge my phone. lol500fv500fv
That Awkward moment……… When u are laffin so hard
with ur crush…. Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur
nose… FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL . Android fones can be so do I explain
it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app
needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for?
Has Adam eaten another apple?
Oya rate me
Shey i try


A boy was in love with a girl the both love each other the even promise

A boy was in love with a girl the both love each other the even promise dat the will not break up.the boy even promise her dat even if the get married he will not add another wife. One day the girl frend got a massage dat she should be ready she will go for her study in london. When she tell her boyfreind, the boyfreind start crying at the same time tears was droping from her eyes.the next day her boyfrend acompani her to the airport the hug each other and the girl enter the plane ..

As soon as the boyfrend reach home his stomach began to pain him the took him to the hospital and the doctor letter come out teling the boy friend parent dat his kidney has a problem and without treatment the boy will die in 48 hours the paremt start crying no money for the treatment the doctor said that the treatment will cos 3million and the parent said pls doctor what is the solution the doctor said only one way. Just take the boy picture to tv station and ask for help.

The boyfrend mother took the boy’s picture to tv station. The next day one madam was watching and she saw the boy on the television she quickly send for his parent.the parent to come to madam house and the madam ask them how much wil the treatment cos the parent says 3 milliom the madam ask 4 their acount number the boy father give the madam his acount number in the next 30 minute alert was ringing from the boy father phone he quickly went and withraw the cash and take the money to the hospital the doctor treat the boy and the boy was nomal again.


The boy and his parent were back home the next day the went to the madam house with the boy to thank the madam but when the madam set her eyes on the boy she just fall in love in just a second she collect the boys number she call the boy the next day to meet her what the madam was sayin to the boy was will u marry me at the moment the boy was shocked and kept quiet when he return back home he narrated wat happend between him and madam but the parent tell him to accept the madam request .,,,.but what if the boy accept the madam what will happen next


While I was pondering about life, I discovered that:

While I was pondering about life, I discovered
Sometimes, to succeed in life you need ENEMIES!
You need people who will mock you, so that you
can run to God. You need people who will try to
intimidate you, so that you can be courageous.
You need people who will say “NO” so that you
can learn how to be independent…I mean how to
do it yourself.
You need people who will disappoint you so that
you can put all your trust in God alone.
You need people who will work towards you
loosing that job, so that you can start your own
big business.
You need people who will sell your ‘Joseph’ so
that ‘he’ can get to Egypt.
You need a cruel landlord, so that you won’t be
too comfortable in someone else’s house, then
you can build your own house on time.
But sometimes, when we are disappointed, we
feel very bad and we tend to remain on that spot.
Not knowing that the end-point of disappointment
is the beginning of your accomplishments.
Understand this, “that every disappointment you
once had came with a blessing!”
However, it is not everyone that partakes in this
blessing that I’m talking about.
You cannot see a new OPEN door while you are
still putting all your attention, time and energy in
trying to force the closed one to open.
And again I say,
“No disappointment can ever come without an
attached Blessing!” So, when the
disappointment comes, thank God for it and tell
“HIM” to open your eyes to see the new blessing
that HE has for you!
Disappointment is PHASE1… while
accomplishment is PHASE2… I doubt if you can
jump the protocol.
That is why it is called BREAKthrough. Something
must BREAK so that you can go through!
God bless u .
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Life Fact

Life Facts.

– Life Facts.
1. A real relationship is when you can tell each
other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies.
2. You don’t need anybody that doesn’t need
3. Life has so many different chapters. One bad
chapter does not mean it’s the end of the book.
4. It’s not about who you’ve known the longest,
it’s about who’s never left your side.
5. Life is better when you stop caring too much.
6. Let go of those who bring you down and
surround yourself with those who bring out the
best in you.
7. Things are going to be okay. Maybe not today,
and maybe not tomorrow, but eventually, it will
be okay.
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Homemade gnocchi with chicken breast and red chili jam



For a long time I wanted to make gnocchi. I saw a recipe at the TV and it looked so easy, so I thought I can manage to do gnocchi alone. 3 ingredients and you have an amazing dish on your table. I already add them to my “Easy to do” list.

Ingredients for gnocchi:

  • 2 potatoes
  • 2 cups of flour
  • 1 egg


In a pot add water and salt and let it boil. Peel the potatoes and add them in the pot. Cook them for 15 minutes. They should be firm and tender. Drain, cool and mash them with a fork.

In a bowl combine the egg, flour and mash potatoes. Knead until you have a ball. Shape small portions of the dough into long “snakes” and then cut them in small 2cm pieces.

Bring a large pot to boil. Drop in the gnocchi and cook them for 3-5 minutes or until they have risen to the top. Drain and then serve them.

You can serve them with sauce, meat or pesto.

I wanted to eat them with green wild garlic pesto but this is gone be only in spring, so I decided to eat them with chicken breast.

In a pan cook the chicken breast after you season it with salt and pepper. After the chicken breast is done add the gnocchi on top and cook for another 2-3 minutes.

I served it with my Red chili jam and fresh green onion. Enjoy!

Sex Tips &Relationship



1) If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”

2) If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD

3) If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;If u DON’T, he says u are RURAL.

4) If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover;

5) If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he’s SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

6) If u don’t LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

7) If u don’t MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON’T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP…

8) If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON’T, he says u don’t TRUST him.

9) If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (lol)

10) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

11) If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

12) If u do WELL in your career, it’s LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)

13) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!


14) If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..




1. When a drunk person is talking, 75% of whatever he/ she says is true.

2. Your Twitter picture by default is an egg because we are all babies of the Twitter Bird.

3. Singing helps reduce feelings of depression and anxiety. It increases oxygen to your lungs and helps better posture

4. Due to increased brain activity, people with higher intelligence tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night!

5. The average woman smiles 62 times a day. The average man smiles only 8 times.

6. The growth of cancer cells can be slowed down by smoking “marijuana.’

7. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves